The act of physically, mentally or emotionally acting toward females in a way that would attribute poor self esteem, bad sense of male companionship and a need for female relations. An individual often 'simps' after being hit by a solemn urge for the feeble touch of human companionship.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
Male 1: Sitting in circle of females
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
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The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.
This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.
This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
Man, stop Simping over that woman. She has you by the balls and you're thinking with your little head instead of your big head! She's not worth it.
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Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.
Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?
Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.
Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.
Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.
Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.
Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
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by jmusc February 4, 2010
Get the simian theory mug.Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.
by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019
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bros, bro-hoes, wiggas, gangstas,emo and metal heads are all examples of humans exhibiting simbian behaviour.
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by mmarockstarr June 3, 2009
Get the simbian mug.This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.
"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"
by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006
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