Samolian Toothbrush

A type of sleeping prank where you apply toothpast to your penis and proceed to insert it into the sleeping victims oral cavity and vigorously clean their teeth.

Greg: Dude George just fell asleep and his breath smells like butt juice.
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!

by NinjaGangsta September 26, 2010

Similies

Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007

simole

the reason for not doing a task which has nothing to do with an absolutely ridiculous hellhole.

basically procrastinating

teacher: where is your homework?
student: sorry miss, i was too busy simoling
teacher: oh, i see. well i understand and you are free to go.

friend1: hey! what are you doing this weekend?
friend2: i think i'll simole a bit.

by larry is real fuck you July 24, 2015

simonism

To trip someone out (preferably a stranger) by pulling a fucked up face, or chattin random shit!

Its amazing what some class A's will do to the brain to trigger a 'SIMONISM'. Time to get GRIMY!

by baseheads July 10, 2006

the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

Smoliver

A term used to refer to a person who asks for a bite, lick or taste of something and then consumes the entirety- all of it. Originates from the english language phrases "some" and "all of it".

God, you're such a Smoliver! I offered you a bite and you ate the whole thing!

I just wanted Smolivit.

by Bra son June 9, 2011