Shum

A mixture of shit and cum

A guy fucked my ass last night and this morning shum came out

by King Shummer January 12, 2022

Shumming

The combination of shitting and cumming when you got to the bathroom and taking a significantly long time.

Mr Chog: I wonder where Mr Mahogany is?
Mr Lie: He"s probably *Shumming*
Mr Mahongany was *Shumming*

by The Minons September 27, 2021

Shum

A peak male will not waste his time in the morning with a shit, shower, and a shave; he will wake up and start his day with a Shum… a shit, a shower, and a cum.

Jude: “Yo Lance let’s go get some at the gym tomorrow morning”.

Lance: “Sounds good bro, I’ll meet you outside at 8:15 right after I shum”.

by Chazey August 15, 2025

Shum the waters

To shit and cum into a water bottle or cup

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"

by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019

Shum

When a man ejaculates during intercourse, then feels shame immediately after the euphoria of climaxing.

"Yea, I picked this girl up last night...I Shummed so hard."

by ThePurpleDino January 24, 2020

Shum

Verb. To defecate and ejaculate simultaneously

There is no better revenge than to shum on someone.

by Wording long man November 18, 2020

National Shum Day

Shum’s birthday!!! March 15 is national shum day

Dude it’s March 15
National shum day?
Hell yeah

by ShumLover69 March 15, 2023