A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.
"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."
"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."
"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."
"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"
"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."
"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."
"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"
by Anti-Shed Man October 11, 2006
Get the the shed mug.A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
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Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.
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Get the Pear-shaped mug.When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".
"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".
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Get the Shed mug.to practice, usually a musical insturment. a person does not need to literally be in a shed to 'shed'.
i need to work on my drumming, i'm gonna hit the shed
man you look real tired, looks like you were shedding it all day
man you look real tired, looks like you were shedding it all day
by alec October 17, 2004
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