sir schmoopy

born in awesometon, schmoppy fights beside eluomus nalo (mike the gay)in unforgotton realms at www.urealms.com

feel the wrath of canniadian lumber fool!

-sir schmoopy

by dontmakemepoop December 16, 2008

shmoogle

1.(v.) To attack someone while wielding a zucchini or squash, on the third monday of the month, if the attackee in question has blue hair or is in the marching band.

2.(n.) One who has been shmoogled.

3.(adj.) Suggests that the noun it is attached to is very shmoogle-able. This is a good thing.

1. Louanne: Don't make me shmoogle you!
Joe: Oh, please do.

2. Louanne: Joe, you're such a shmoogle.
Joe: Let's get it on.

3. Louanne: You are so very shmoogle, Joe.
Joe: Why thank you!

by Go make me a waffle, bitch January 6, 2004

Shloop

The verb of a soft object interacting with air or another surface. Usually a males reproductive organ.

The limp penis shlooped over the women's head.

The melting ice-cream shlooped down the display glass.

Don't look if my shlong shloops out of my underwear

by tylerturchin October 10, 2014

Shmoom

Shmoom means cool. Remember to always dab when you say it. Summon people are the BEST type of people.

Person 1: Bro I'm SO shmoom! *dab*
Person 2: SO shmoom!

by Idkwhatmynameshouldbeso... July 24, 2017

Shmoo

A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!

The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!

Kai: Man! Your cat is obese and SO yeasty!
Adelaide: Yeah of course, she's a shmoo.

by DONTCALLMEPEANUT June 3, 2021

Shmoo

a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.

John: 'You know Mia?'
Tom: 'Yeah, she is a right shmoo'

by Tamakeri December 15, 2008

shmoogy

A small, cuddly person, typically very loveable and nice-smelling. They are no larger than 5'4 and have very cute smiles. They serve as major support both emotional and physical making them even greater than puppies. Can also be used as an adjective(1) and superlative(2).

My girlfiend is my shmoogy.
You're so shmoogy.
You're the shmoogiest.

by Poog Ers December 9, 2006