Shafe-zip theory

Logic shows that the meaning of life is to live, and that the answer to life is to die. Thus the universe doesn't not work.

i cant explain it too well

by adam April 21, 2005

Shmagectum

A word that encompasses many meanings, but can most simply be stated as "the answer to all of life's problem's". This word can be used as a greeting, salute, adjective, noun, farewell, or just about any other part of speech.

"Shmagectum my friend"
"Oh, Shmagectum to you as well, brother"

"Got any problems in life? Just Shmagect 'em!"

by D.M.W. February 7, 2008

Shmalexberoth

An evil high demon with breath that can knock over a wall. Terrified of bangs, and similar contusional noises. Idon't think that makers sense, i'll just add it anyway. mm...contusional.

Yo, Shmalexberoth, stop breathing on me and catch this banger

by Kore August 23, 2004

Shmalexiberoth

Shmalexiberoth is a high demon, belched out from the very bowels of hell to terrorise the county of Somerset with his disgusting fashion sense and his even more disgusting breath. His demonic powers include paralysis by breathing, mumbling incoherently at people, and trying to kill them by snapping their necks. Can easily be exorcised with holy water, or, failing that, a firecracker or two.

Oh my god! He just flew out of his chair in a demonic fashion! He must be the high demon Shmalexiberoth!

by Kore October 14, 2004

dirty shafer

A old crusty worthless ass salesman

This dirty shafer tried to sell me some bullshit in a bag

by P nus May 14, 2015

shmamered

when ur stoned and hammered

"oh AS im fucken shmamered"
"yah dario!"

by ahmanada May 13, 2005

Shafer

A person who has gotten fat from eating way to much from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

A shit taken after eating from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

Oh my gosh... that guy is a total shafer!

I just dropped a huge shafer!

I feel a shafer coming on!

by Rams876 April 15, 2009