shrooms

something that God put on this world to open up a mental gateway and help us better understand what the real purpose and meaning of life is, but is used by few due to the fact that the fuckin government makes it out to be a bad thing and therefore illegalized it

adam and eve probably first discovered God after eating the shrooms he conveniently placed in the garden. what the fuck does that tell you??

by Khronic April 16, 2006

skooma flame

a mix of skooma and baluma flame. creates a narcotic so motherfucking strong that you will literally shit out shit with asses on those pieces of shit to shit out more shit until your shitting out microscopic motherfucking shit.

HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTNUGGETWHORESLUTSHIT. I JUST FUCKING SMOKED SOME SKOOMA FLAME. I NEED TO TAKE A BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING DUMP NOW.

by retardestbitch January 20, 2011

shroomhead

someone that does magic mushrooms on a regular basis

That mushroomhead is jumping off a building!

by Levi Scott December 9, 2008

Shroom dick

When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.

Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.

by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014

Shmoom

Shmoom means cool. Remember to always dab when you say it. Summon people are the BEST type of people.

Person 1: Bro I'm SO shmoom! *dab*
Person 2: SO shmoom!

by Idkwhatmynameshouldbeso... July 24, 2017

shroom

Mushrooms containing psilocybin and psilocin, that are ingested for there hallucinogenic properties.

Can be found through out the world except the poles. Many myths about these mushrooms are present today, most totaly false.

Examples: PSILOCYBE CUBENSIS, PSILOCYBE MEXICANA, PSILOCYBE PELLICULOSA

by Terance W. July 27, 2005

shrooming

To trip on shrooms.

I was frying balls. I shroomed so hard I thought the orange frisbee was a god.

by Tim March 13, 2003