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Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!
Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
by that reality shifter November 16, 2021
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house shitting

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.
I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.
by Spigoon December 19, 2008
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shitting myself

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."
by D-BUCK March 5, 2005
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shitting

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

3. The act of making incredulous, sometimes unbelievable statements.
1. I was just in the bathroom shitting.

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

3. No fucking way, you're shitting me!
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004
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Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.
That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'
by Mark C. September 15, 2005
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shittingly

An adverb used to dramatically explain how impactful to your bowels the situation was, is, or will be...
Ex1.:
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.

Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
by RocketJohn August 27, 2008
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shitxting

texting while or during the act of shitting.
-"hey guys, you know what one of my favorite things to do is?"
-"no, what is it?"
-" i love sitting on the toilet and i especially love shitxting them while i do it."
by double0shitxter August 20, 2009
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