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shithappens

When severenth happens to not give a shit.
Martin: shithappens
by moojay January 13, 2011
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shithammer

US Army slang for actions which follow an individual's decision to make something happen in the shortest possible time, without regard to the laws of the universe.

Also know as "Trying to jam 5 pounds of shit into a 2 pound bag," and "Trying to put a bowling ball in a marble bag."

A second, less common usage, is used to describe a unit or kill team's decision to fuck up an enemy by brute force, in order to provide an educational experience for surrounding enemy units. Also called "Customer Service" or "Community Service."

Being on the receiving end of this particular kind of service is to be avoided, when possible.
Oh goddammit, I know the axle's broken, for fuck's sake, I can see it. We're two miles out, just shithammer that bitch back together enough to get us there. After that, who cares, we exfil on Blackhawks.
by Stirke36 June 16, 2011
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shithawk

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.
As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL
by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010
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Shitghanistan

A.K.A. Afghanistan. The biggest shithole on Earth where Marines are sent to fuck up the Taliban.
Marine 1: "Man we have to go back to Shitghanistan."

Marine 2: "I know, dude. FML!"
by GruntLife July 10, 2011
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Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.
Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.
by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010
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shitpanic

The result of direct, or indirect circumstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. Causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without shitting one’s self. An act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma
The test results sent him into a shitpanic
by Don Franklin October 28, 2007
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shithawk

An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.
"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."
by DwheelerJ October 24, 2006
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