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TJ is a shitcunt
by Ryan04683 June 20, 2020
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Shitcuntitis

a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behaviour, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation.

Affected persons develop comorbid symptoms of chronic alcohol and drug addictions, as well as gambling. Cognitive functionality will be limited for sufferers, as the condition attacks the brain's centre for logic and reasoning. Sufferers are prone to irrational, aggressive outbursts. These outbursts can range from mild to extreme in severity. In severe cases outbursts will be followed by a phase of overwhelming feelings of shame and self-loathing, sufferers often deny their shameful behaviour seek alernate sources for blame (see Scapegoat Syndrome).

This condition can be effectively managed through the administration of weekly VITAMIN-B injections, which mitigate the symptoms. VITAMIN-B, though an essential part of the human diet holistically, is required in substantially higher doses for sufferers of Shitcuntitis in order to maintain cognitive functionality and reasoning.
"That cunt just rejected my HI-V. I guess his Shitcuntitis is getting worse."
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shitcats

SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg have you seen shitcats
me: YES THEYRE SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
by notmeredith August 11, 2021
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SHITCUNTY

stop talking about shitcunty
SHITCUNTY IS WHEN SOMEONE POOPS ON ANOTHER PERSON.
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Shitnuts

when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts
Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts
by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022
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Shitcunt

An individual that no one likes, usually tells lies and stabs people in the back.
Vladimir Putin is a total shitcunt
by Mi5 Surveillance Team 6 February 26, 2022
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Shitnuts

Shitnuts is the act of a man inserting his testicles into his partner's anus, specifically a dirty one. When the scrotum comes out, it should be covered in shit.
Greg: Man, I heard you tried shitnuts with Bianca last night
Tom: Yeah, so what? I like the creamy feeling.
Greg: Tom, that's absolutely foul.
by Dumbuss Cargleuss June 9, 2022
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