brazillian suitcase

when a woman gets it in the vagina, anus and mouth at the same time

those three dudes gave her a brazillian suitcase all night long

by Barista Dude February 11, 2009

magic suitcase

what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.

Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.

by Renegade Rider Palos Verdes August 2, 2011

suitcase

To place an object into ones ass,and hold it there for a prolonged amount of time.

The man suitcased a condom full of cocaine to get through customs.

by unseenseensigns February 3, 2010

pussy shitcake fuckball eater

retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like

anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*

by me! muahaha March 3, 2008

suitcasegirl

An infamous collection of guro that involves a girl being mutilated, and then put into a suitcase. Also known as probably the sickest thing on the internet.

I puked after seeing just 1 suitcasegirl pic.

by Hand Hanzo January 16, 2005

Human Suitcase

When a midget on roller skates puts on all your clothes and you roll them through an airport.

Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?

Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.

by fcpud March 1, 2011

human suitcase

when you fist someones ass hole and then lift them up while your fist is still in their anus and proceed to carry them like luggage.

So I finally made it to 5th base with my girlfriend last night Johnny, What do you mean Steve? Well I turned her into a human suitcase! How did you do that? While I was fisting her I clenched my fist, picked her up and carried her around like she was luggage.

by Darth Gaydar August 6, 2011