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by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009
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Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
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2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
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by matt November 13, 2003
Get the shitcock mug.A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.
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by N.Magic May 7, 2005
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1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"
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1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"
2.When something really bad but funny happens.
Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"
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Boy: "What?!"
Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"
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