Shampoo Amnesia

When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.

My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!

by Benton42 April 6, 2011

Garlic Shampoo

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.

Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!

by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019

Semper Gumbi

The unofficial bastardized Latin motto of many organizations, particularly military units. "Semper", of course is the Latin word for "always". "Gumbi" refers to Gumby, a TV character made of clay. Thus, Semper Gumbi is translated as "Always Flexible."

G.I. Joe: "We were supposed to go back home a month ago but these Iraqis can't get their stuff together. Now we have to stay indefinitely."

G.I. Jack: "There's no use crying about it. Just suck it up and remember - Semper Gumbi."

by the.puppet.man August 10, 2006

Semper Fucked

Usually in the Marine Corps, semper fucked meaning that you have been shit on with a list of things to do, or got some really bad news again.

Damnit my recruiter said I wouldnt go to iraq even though im an 0311, Semper Fucked.
Or god damnit the LT is making me do this shit again, Semper Fucked

by Lcpl_Todd January 20, 2009

Semper Fidelis

Semper Fidelis is a march written by John Philip Sousa in 1888. Sousa was known as the American March King, a member of the United States Marine Corp Band, he wrote this march which became the official march for the Marine Corp. He also wrote Star and Stripes Forever the national march of the United States of America.

Semper Fi Semper Fidelis

by bandmember August 3, 2013

shampoower

Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.

Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.

Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!

Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.

by Punkbrad September 3, 2009

sic semper tyrannus

Expression of Latin origin which means: "Thus always to tyrants.", but maybe more easier to digest as: "This is what (had/have/will) always happen/-s/-ed to tyrants." {Taken from Dr.Weevil/www.doctorweevil.org}

Sic semper evello mortem tyrannus; Thus death always comes to tyrants.

by Smkngmgc June 21, 2004