Shelf Shitter

A book that is outdated and not appealing to the majority of the population. The book is put on a cart and given away.

Donald Trump"s book, The Art of the Deal, is a shelf shitter.

by Everything Daviska March 30, 2017

Compton Stealth Shelf

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.

“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”

by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019

Shelf Kids

The dedicated fans of Cobra Starship, who sit on their "shelf" and watch the Cobras make music on the Cobrahcam for countless hours. The chat is very amusing, and no one likes spammers. Shelf kids take pride for their stalking abilities. Shelf kids also take part in Cobra activities like, Taco Tuesday, let's get Gabe drunk, and WoW.

Also. Shelf kids do it better!

Gabe-Do you want to go back to your shelf?!
Shelf Kids-AT LEAST ANGLE THE CAMERA BETTER.

by Shelfkid January 21, 2009

Elf on the Shelf

An Elf on the Shelf is an elf said to be sent by Santa, or from the North Pole, at least. They are said to watch kids be good during December, and report back to Santa if they're not. There are different kinds of elves, and they usually arrive between the day after Thanksgiving and the first week of December, while a kid is between six and eleven years old. They move overnight, often give gifts, and some are very mischievous. They sometimes come with Elf Pets, (either a dog or a reindeer) which stay all year but only move with elves.

"My Elf on the Shelf; Elfie moved into the kitchen last night!" said Clarissa.

by GraciousGirlForever December 8, 2020

shelf booty

A butt so fat that it seems like a drink could rest on top of it while the person is standing. Can be a compliment or used derogatorily. Not a term that is thrown around for just anyone, only a select few actually have shelf booties. Can also be used as a proper name when referring to a specific person with a shelf booty.

1) "Mmm that girl got a shelf booty, doe, and I'm tryna holler."

2) "Damn now THAT'S a shelf booty. That ass is tooo fat!"

3) "I'm not doing anything tonight, I might just see what shelf booty is up to."

by bstouttt April 20, 2009

shelf the bitch

to put all your complaints and bitching aside and just enjoy one another.

Jackie just would not stop bitching, so i told her to SHELF IT.

Jodi,I know its horrible about whats going on, but do me a favor, and SHELF THE BITCH.

by jodia October 13, 2006

dog shelf

The floor

"get on the dog shelf where you belong"

by KerrAvon October 10, 2003