sheeit

See: shit

That's the sheeit!

by hfs May 16, 2003

Sheet Draggers

Titties so big they drag on the sheets when a woman crawls across the bed.

Dude did you see the sheet draggers on that chick? They have to be like double E titties.
Fucking a dude!

by AssHoleJarHead August 28, 2010

Skeet Sheet

The comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. Such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.

When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.

by Bionic Vodoo Power December 19, 2008

rexo sheet

Common during the mid-90s, "rexo sheet" was used to refer to some type of assignment sheets in elementary and middle school, usually ones that were copied and distributed to the class to be completed.

"The rexo sheets are due by Friday, class," said the teacher.

by H_usps August 3, 2007

Hooker Sheets

The QUILTED POLYESTER BEDSPREAD at low budget hotels that may or may not ever get cleaned.
The bed cover between the sheets that you sleep in and the going on's in a hotel room. Most people do not remove this cover before sex or until it is time to sleep.
Usually having a floral pattern or repetitive pattern on them.

Oh no, this hotel has hooker sheets.

by ripplewalk October 26, 2011

split the sheets

1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce

1. Dick & Jane decided to split the sheets.
2. Dick & Jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. Dick & Jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.

by Dale Thomas September 20, 2008

sheeesh

sheesh means "nice" or "cool" but the word itself isn't nice nor is it cool. sheesh is a word only said if you want to risk having your ass kicked. Do NOT say this with people over the age of 3 because if some of their braincells survive, they will use it to fucking slam you to the ground.

Person 1: yo I finally won!
Person 2: sheeesh
Person 1: sorry, what?
Person 2: sheeesh
Person 1: excusez-moi monsieur, mais je vais devoir vous massacrer les testicules.
Person 2: *gets slammed to the ground*

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021