shears

a person that is not part of a larger group. Such groups are jocks, preps, nerds. A shears is a person that doesn't fit into any of the said groups.

"That Mike kid is a total shears."

by Michael Shears April 6, 2007

shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...

Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.

by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010

shard hunter

A person who searches for pieces of crystal meth, usually for hours on end on their hand and knees.

(1)What is wrong with you? Stop that! Fucking shard hunter.
(2)Eva looks so hurting when shes shard hunting.

by Jib Jonez jr. June 15, 2011

Shard Patrol

The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.

(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!

(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol

by J-j-jibby Jonez June 15, 2011

Shardel

The best mommy in the world. :)

My mom is a Shardel.

by lkinnz November 26, 2011

Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit

Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.

by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015