schlock

The shit gooey/crusty black smeg thats scraped off hibachi grills after the food is cooked. Resembles cum but black

Holy jesus look at all that schlock i just want it inside me

by aittern November 28, 2018

Shlock

Someone who talks with food in their mouth

“John is such a shlock”

by 5mucks December 4, 2019

Shlockness

*Destroyer of worlds. He/she is a blood thirsty monster that craves destruction and death. Can be used as an anagram for certain names. Offen perceived as the Loch Ness Monster.

Friend: Dude she literally transformed!

Friend 2: She's a fucking shlockness!?

by SatanIsMyFather15 December 19, 2019

schlockdown

Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.

Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021

Shlock

Shlock ~ shemale cock.

"Holy shit she's got a cock!"
"No bro, it's called shlock and it's colossal"

by Hemuli November 4, 2021

Shlock

When a person who is usually lucid is confused.

Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022