Shump

When you see your friend from a few feet away and as you go to shake his hand this awkward moment happens he gives you a fist bump, and you end up putting your hand on his fist.

WTF did you just Shump me

Dam Dat Boy just Shumped me

What a shump he tried to shake my bump

by Srfaloha January 24, 2017

Shlump

The act of leaning with one's back against a smooth surface, and sliding down while keeping one's feet in the same place such that the knees finish tucked into the chest.

I leant against the locker and shlumped down.

by Checkee-Shoes-Ain't-Amused March 17, 2010

Shumper

A jumper and a shirt in one. Defined as a thin jumper so as can be used as a shirt or a jumper.

Its washing day so I'm wearing my shumper.

by Vampyre September 5, 2004

Shlump

A person who really sucks at his/her job!

Dude your mom is a shlump!

by DABEAST55 March 20, 2009

shlump

1,000,000,000 times love

My cat whiskers is so awesome, i shlump her

by johndeere7589 September 13, 2005

shumpit

Used in replacement of "have sexual relations/contact",

i.e will you and shelia shumpit tonight?

by Nick T December 20, 2004

Shumpy - adj

Short and dumpy

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.

by shortykelly January 15, 2014