Shanghai Shocker

The act of inserting your fist into a bodily orifice and opening your hand in a swift manner

And then he gave me the Shanghai Shocker...it was amazing!

by AlabamaHotpocketz January 29, 2009

Shantavia

Fine, cute, smart, and deadly. She can kill with her looks but the way she moves tells a story. Watch her body language it will tell you so much about her. She can seduce anyone that she wants with a simple movement. Shantavia is strong, beautiful, insecure, and may jump to conclusions.

Look it’s Shantavia! God I wish I were her.

by Ronalda July 18, 2021

shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.

He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.

by syberfilm June 2, 2016

Shanghai Tunnel

Adj. The act of inserting one's penis into a depleted toilet paper core and performing either vaginal or anal intercourse until the aforementioned core disintegrates with friction.

With 35 min. remaining, I roughed up that call girl's keister with a Shanghai Tunnel.

by Dr. Dyper (Reformed Sniper) August 27, 2016

Shanghai Meat Bun

When your at a party and everyone falls then you jack off and splurge between their but cheeks

John:What did you do last night Bob?

Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun

Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together

by ChoadZillla69 February 19, 2010

Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.

Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle

by Dogfucker98 October 26, 2010

Shanghai Beard

When a woman has very small hairs on her chin.

"My sister plucked my Shanghai Beard at the Saturday market"

"Munch my Shang"

by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017