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Shannon

Shannon is a whore.
by Patrick Ryan Clark December 14, 2010
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Shannon

The meanest, fugliest person alive. Shannon is racist and doesn't care about kids. Shannon thinks she's a genius but doesn't know shit. Shannon has no life and is going to die alone. Shannon is also known as a bitch, faggot, asshole, whore (or atleast tries to be), and dumbass.
I was with a Shannon last night. Worst decision I ever made.
by Shhxitsxwafflex3 July 7, 2011
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Shannon

Skank. Ho. Whore. anything negative towards girls that you can think of, a Shannon is it. Shannons are NOT to be trusted. They bounce from guy to guy like it's nobody's business.
Girl1: EWW!!! LOOK AT THAT HO? WHO THE HELL DOES SE THINK SHE IS??

Girl2: Shannon
by schnopsypoo April 26, 2011
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Shannon

A two-faced, lying, boy-stealing, attention whore.
Person One - I don't care who that girl is, I'm gonna get that boy to be all mine!
Person Two - Don't be a Shannon...
by applesarelife April 24, 2011
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Shannon

(n) Literally the best girlfriend in the world. Is also a brat, but has many other amazing qualities that nullify the brattiness.
I can't believe I'm going out with Shannon.
by TheChrisKazama June 3, 2018
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Shannon

A person who does or says stupid things for no reason other than being a bit of a dumbass.
Oh John she's doing a Shannon again
by 101234 May 31, 2020
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Shannon

Noun. The meanest person in the world. Constantly puts down and insults everyone around her. She forced her close family member to grow a beard and several others to change their identity and leave the country. All he wanted to do was spend Thanksgiving at home with his loving family but no. Thanks Shannon.
Shannon bit that stranger's head off and shoved it down his throat even though that does not make sense. All he did was ask for the time. Press F to pay respects.
by Goodboyhuskey November 23, 2017
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