Shank

To proceed to shit and wank at the same time. Busting a nut at the moment the shit leaves ur ass

Oi gaffa how was ur shank?
Amazing mate I busted right on time

by Studentwatchesporn March 16, 2022

Shank

1. A "Shank" is a knife/sharp object used as a weapon, or in simple words, some sharp object used to hurt people
2. If you "shank" someone, it means that you have stabbed someone.

Roadman - "Do you wanna get shanked lad?"
Guy - "No! I'll give you everything!"
Roadman - "Yeah, run me yo shit or I'm gonna stick this shank into man!"

by THE FOG IS COMING June 15, 2023

shank

used in British slang meaning knife

dont make me back out my shank
ive got a shank

by shush you twat November 26, 2019

Shanked

Basically the way of saying 'do you wanna get stabbed' but in the UK.

'Aye my g, come her your bout to get shanked up.'

by yes no ok maybe September 14, 2020

Shank

To Have Sex with another person

I shanked him/her last night

Want to shank?

I was shanking him/her all night

by Rach? October 10, 2005

shank

1.a)Shank, the act of taking a dump while masturbating at the same time, it's harder than you may think.
b) Shit Wank
2. Shanked
3. Shanking

1.a) I like to shank on Sundays
b) Dude I so totally need to shit wank right now
2. I shanked while watching sex and the city.
3. Fuck man! Don't come in here I'm shanking.

by James Stinkwell May 14, 2008

the shank

(n).A massive, un coordinated 6'8 white kid with an enormous head.

(v). To get screwed

Damn, that fool jsut got shanked

by Young Pinto March 22, 2005