Shallow Poet Fucker 

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.

Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!

Shallow Poet Fucker by LianaG October 28, 2006

shallow shower 

a cold speedy shower taken after strenuous physical activities that result in copious amounts of sweat, such as sex or sports. Takes off only the outer layer of sweat, hence "shallow"

Ernie: fucking hell dave, i'm as sweaty as a duck in a toaster after our recent anal frolicking.
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!

shallow shower by balls.on.the.road July 30, 2009

Shallow-phobia 

The fear of becoming shallow-minded because of the shallow-mindedness of the people around you.

Oh my god, i stayed over at Lisa's last night and i think I've caught shallow-phobia! how can someone be so dumb!

Shallow-phobia by SB.Z. August 23, 2011

shallow and pedantic 

Some thing smart to say if you are Petarded. Commonly said by a person who watches family guy. Said to piss someone off.

This meat loaf is shallow and pedantic- Peter Griffin
You:You're shallow and pedantic
Someone: STFU!!!

shallow and pedantic by W.I.P. January 12, 2009

Shallow pockets workplace 

A poorly run for profits workplace that for some reason doesn't have enough money to pay its employees fairly in comparison to their production. A symptom of a shallow pockets workplace is raises that are raises less than 2.50$.

Fuck shallow pockets workplaces.

Shallow pockets workplace by BeatMeatRepeat November 12, 2022

Shallow end

Penetrative sex where the penis goes in, but only a little bit in; reaching only shallow depths. Problem caused often either by inability to get a full erection

The lower third of the vagina is the most sensitive; try getting him to dip the tip into just the shallow end

Shallow end by Funnewsonly May 15, 2016

shallow south 

States in the southern united states that could step in and be the deep south if need be because they exhibit a lot of the same socio-economic cultural stereotypes
e.g. Arkansas, oklahoma, tennessee, south carolina

people in SC hate gays. Well it is the shallow south

shallow south by saucynoodles January 6, 2009