shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.

"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"

by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009

Shallow Grave

When you take a shit in someone's luggage. You then close the luggage and put it away to be found later.

"Man, that Mike is a real douche. Wait until he gets packing and finds a shallow grave."

by photoruss September 13, 2011

Shallow Orange

A local rock band from New Brighton, PA in the early 1970s. A name as a parody to the band Deep Purple.

I hear that Shallow Orange is going to play at the prom next week.

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

shallow grave

A sexual position in which the female partner appears to be dead or lying on the back facing upward. The male partner therefore fucks her while he is on his knees. When having sex the male partner looks as though he is fucking a body that is in a "shallow grave". This position looks as though it is derived from necrophilia.

"I fucked her in a shallow grave."
"What?"
"I fucked her while she lied down. I was on my knees."

by S&J112 November 5, 2006

shallow and pedantic

A term used to mock someone who claims to be a genius but really isn't. Particularly used on people who use longer versions of certain words.

""""smart"""" guy: I do agree that the administration whom committed 9/11 should be exterminated from our earth as quickly as needs be.
Some other guy: I agree, they are shallow and pedantic.
""""smart"""" guy: Ah yes, as if someone who quotes family guy can use the same vocabularly I use.
Some other guy: Yes, shallow and pedantic.

by True christ February 22, 2018

Shallow and Pedantic

Terms used to take away from the fact that a person is suffering from severe suicidal thoughts

Shaniqua: This shit is straight shallow and pedantic homie
Peter: PERHAPS

by I’m_Fucked_Up May 18, 2019

Shallow Water

When three or more men have are having an orgy, then one of them are on the verge of pissing them self's, so they eventually end up pissing in the other person's mouth or anus.

Person 1: Awwww, that's disgusting!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Someone just texted me and said that they caught them having an orgy, and one of them Shallow Watered one of them.
Person 2: What the hell? Who would.....awww man that's raunchy!
Person 1: I know right?!

by RaginCajun481 June 18, 2012