semen

ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.

He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina

by Jake January 10, 2004

semen cape

a massive load of cum taken on someone's back that resembles a cape when dried out

Sam walked around the party sporting a semen cape on his back that Alex gave to him earlier that night.

by Jergens Mousemallow December 21, 2008

semenology

The practice of mixing semen into cocktails. Cocktail favorites such as Mexican cumslide.

Just reading the recipe for watermelon gin jizz and it says 1-2tsp fresh semen. Yeah mate it's from the bartender's handbook of semenology. It's all about making the most of cum

by New ways December 8, 2013

At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007

dog semen

A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.

How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!

by The Lake June 9, 2014

Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend

" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."

by Shelton063 January 1, 2010

semen shit

after anal sex, the receiver squats and pushes out the semen

...and after i blew my load in her ass, she took a semen shit on my floor...

by Mstr. Bates December 21, 2010