sewomen

the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the female reproductive organs

"Dude, how long has it been since you've washed your sheets? They're full of semen and sewomen!"

by Promospaien November 29, 2007

sodomint

A small spearmint candy inserted into the rectum prior to a rim job... Insures freshness.

After I administered the sodomint, his farts were minty fresh.

by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006

sodom

City destroyed by God in the Bible because people there liked to "know" each other, but he saved some guy named Lot who tried to whore out his daughters, who were also saved and then later got their dad drunk and had sex with him to get pregnant.

Read Genesis, this is true.

Not to mention that even if "to know" meant "to have sexual intercourse," the men of Sodom intended to RAPE Lot's angelic visitors. Rape, particularly gang rape, is an act of violence first and a sex act second; it is not the same as consensual intercourse between two adults.

The moral of Sodom and Gamorrah is as follows:

Ambiguously gay mobs who may or may not have wanted to invade some sweet divine asshole: BAD!!!

Pimp daddies (literally) who would hand over their own daughters to said mobs to be ravished instead of letting said mobs meet some strangers: GOOD!!!

Incestuous nymphomaniacs who invented the Elektra complex two thousand years before the Oresteia was first performed: GOOD!!!

Mute broads married to said pimp daddies whose only known sin is letting their curiosity get the best of then: BAD!!!

by Da Jezus April 24, 2005

Vehicular sodomy

Following the car in front of you too closely; tailgating.

The guy driving behind me was riding my bumper so closely that it could be classified as vehicular sodomy.

by Libertine October 5, 2005

sodomization

The process of having anal sex with someone (fucking someone in the ass)

Oh my god I'd love to sodomize her!

Zoe likes it when I play the 140 days of sodomization with her

by Coachsamcarter February 20, 2005

sodomy

when peter "comes" in through the back door with or without his rubbers on

In order to achieve sodomy, you must leave your back door open so peter can "come" inside as he pleases

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

Sadomasoschizonarcissisticanalautoeroticasphyxiaism

A self centered human being that loves to choke himself while giving anal sex to a white woman of his choice while his hallucination figures join in on the fun.

Girl 1 - I heard that girl got gang banged by jay and his hallucinations

Girl 2 - yeah jay definitely is a very fine and prime example of Sadomasoschizonarcissisticanalautoeroticasphyxiaism

by TheSadomasocistIsComing. November 2, 2011