East Spring Secondary School

Greatest school in Tampines Street 34, excellent teacher, sub-par toilets and you'll always be motivated to aim high act now anywhere anytime.

Eg.
Bob: I was from East Spring Secondary School, greatest school in Tampines Street 34.
Jim: I thought Al-Amin kindergarten is also in Tampines Street 34?
Bob: Second best then.

by c o c k n a r d e n August 13, 2019

secondhand shoplifting

When you steal something from another person that was stolen by them in the first place.

"Dude, I'm so sick of helping our bro loot every time there's a riot! Whduya say we break into his pad for some secondhand shoplifting?"

by Smiley59 February 21, 2009

Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011

Secondhand spray tan

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.

"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."

by milliniumfalcon November 22, 2011

Secondhand Semen

The transfer of genetic material through semen that the uninvolved party receives when sharing beverages or Chapstick with someone who has recently participated in oral sex.

"Can I try your smoothie?"
"Sure, if you want some secondhand semen..."

by Puckslut1223 March 24, 2013

secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.

i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread

by Mattdiction July 22, 2021

Zhonghua secondary school

This place is filled with crazy epic people and kirby

If you have read this you have to print a picture of Zhongxina and stick to the back of the class at the back of the class

Zhonghua secondary school is cool insert meme

by Bully Maguire Kirby enjoyer June 27, 2022