Second Aid is similar, in most respects, to First Aid.
Where in First Aid you administer medical attention, Second Aid consists of mainly 2 parts.

1.) Pointing
2.) Laughing

Second Aid is most often applied when someone, usually (but not limited to) the clumsy or the local blundering idiot, hurts them self.
Jeff: "Oh shit did you see Drew fall down those stairs?"
Scott: "YES! Quickly, let's administer Second Aid before he gets up and hurts himself again."
by PhoenixTwo November 8, 2007
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Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.
Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.
by Malbec June 21, 2017
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When you are in a vehicle and the driver dies from AIDS, which causes the car to crash, also killing you.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Jimmy died from Second Hand AIDS?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it really be like that sometimes.
by BigBoiJD August 27, 2018
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