Carolina Sandoval

Faptastic latina with a great cleavage from "La Tijera" a show on Univision.

I don't know what they are talking about on La Tijera, but Carolina Sandoval 's faptastic cleavage speaks for itself.

by llegend October 30, 2009

Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

by Saint Scams January 1, 2009

Mexican Standoff

This is when you go into a public restroom, into a stall and another person comes in and sits in the stall next to you. Neither of you drop a deuce, waiting for the other to drop first. It makes for a sometimes tense situation

Damn... I was just in the men's room and got caught in a mexican standoff. I finally got up and left. I'm going to give it another try in a few minutes.

by Capt. Crapper November 28, 2009

sendover

Something that sends you over the edge towards whitey (being sick) while stoned. Something strange that would make you freak or spin out. Mainly Used around the Worcestershire area of England.

stoner one: Hey look, those two dogs are fucking on your front lawn!

Stoner two:SENDOVER!

by Tarry July 7, 2008

Sandominium

(Noun) a dwelling on a beach. Usually, by a homeless person living in a tent or in the bushes.

Did you hear Kevin got kicked out of his house? Yeah, he moved into a sweet sandominium at the beach.

by Boozy Surfs June 1, 2013

standom

It's like fandom, but it has stans instead of fans.

In this standom we stan Rihanna.

by pbsies November 17, 2018

stop sign standoff

When 2 or more cars pull up to an intersection with stop signs and each driver waits for the other person to make the first move though the intersection.

I would have been here sooner but I got stuck behind a car at a four way stop and nobody would move, it was like a stop sign standoff

by road rager runner May 12, 2009