Back Scratcher

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.

Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.

by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor

Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others

by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003

Scratcher

Social Welfare/Security benefits, paid to unemployed persons. Also known as the Dole. Primarily Irish, but may have international usage.

I got laid off last week, so I just signed on to the scratcher.

by DECEiFER March 3, 2008

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

head scratcher

1. Noun. Any particularily puzzling event or object which prompts a puzzled scratch of the head.

2. Head scratch. Verb. Most common reaction when one spots a set of man boobs - especially when the man who is sporting the boobs is not exactly large or fat, and the occurance of the man boobs is puzzlesome, prompting the observer to scratch their head in curiosity

(Jeny scratches her head, looking puzzled)
"Jeny, why are you scratching your head?" asks Michelle.

"Well, look." (points toward a young man.) "He has man boobs... but he isnt fat." Jeny replies.

"Hmmm," ponders Michelle. "Thats a real Head Scratcher."

by mac n fode August 10, 2006

Velvet Scrunchie

A warm, snug and velvety smooth vagina.

Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.

by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014

scratcher

An inexperienced, untalented, unclean and untrained tattooer. Though usually found working out of home kitchens, they have been known to find work in disreputable tattoo shops. The word "Scratcher" comes from the look of the, so called "tattoos", they produce. Looking more like colored scratchs, than recognizable images.

"Dang man, I got a tat-gun. I'll hook you up in my trailer for a case'a'bud" Phrase frequently used by scratchers

by Bottlevsface December 28, 2005