Scratching the back of your leg

If you're scratching the back of your leg, it means you are nervous because you are in the presence of someone who is very attractive that you like a lot.

I was on a date with this girl the other night and she couldn't stop scratching the back of her leg; she likes me a lot.

Girl: I don't know why my leg is so itchy.

Guy: Oh I heard that scratching the back of your leg means that your nervous or something. And that your with someone you like a lot.

Girl: Well that explains it!

by adbrco April 22, 2011

Screaching Seagull

While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.

Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.

Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaching seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.

by DJChronik October 4, 2010

Scratching the bats den

To finger the g spot of a women’s vagina in a “come here” motion until she cums.

“I was scratching the bats den, she came so hard.”

by Mans slut September 16, 2018

light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.

Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!

by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006

autistic screeching

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you immediatly scream out : "REEEEEEEEE, IM PEEKLE REEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeah...

"REEEEEE, PEEEKLE REEEEEK!!!!!!" man i think i have autistic screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017

Screeching

The sound your friend makes when they sing! It just makes you want to hit them with a frying pan!!!!!

"LaLA LA LALLALALALALALALAAA"
*CLUNK*

by Debz February 22, 2004

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009