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by Wieneord November 23, 2019
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Scrouching

A scraggly type of crawl: demonstrates mischievous body language
“I witnessed him scrouching across the ballroom floor
by Big boy 86 January 31, 2020
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Scootching

the act or performance of a scootch. it can mean multiple things at once.
Invented in the year 2020 by North Carolina resident Taryn
AYO pass the scootch bro!
Susan quit SCOOTCHING all over my floor!!
That weasel scootches around
by Dtf75 May 25, 2020
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scratching glass

Refers to incessantly scrolling on a smartphone, which has a glass screen. Used as a pejorative, with the connotation of doing something ineffectual, unproductive, and/or even harmful to oneself.

Brings up imagery of someone making pictures or writing on frosted glass to pass the time, or someone trying to make a permanent mark on a glass pane with just their fingernail but ends up breaking their own fingernail.

glass-scratcher (noun)
1. someone who spends a lot of time on their phone, usually scrolling through social media, but can playing games, etc., usually to their own detriment (e.g. social seclusion, inability to get out of bed without checking their social media feed, etc.)
2. someone who spends a lot of time trying to gain attention and/or influence on social media, but doesn't make much difference, and their obsession ends up harming them in some way, (e.g. getting into arguments online, fans turning on them, etc.). Can be used as a synonym for 'bluetick' (someone verified on Twitter), 'clicktivist', etc.
I wasted all day scratching glass; I checked Facebook, then Snapchat, then went on Pinterest and just scrolled for hours. I think I have a problem.

Joe Hildebrand is such a glass-scratcher. He spends so much time on Twitter but only has a few followers, and then he comes on Channel 10 and can't hold a proper conversation. Why does he bother trying to be a celebrity when he can't engage in social interaction outside of Twitter?
by KoalaHugger July 1, 2020
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scroncing

Scroncing during ragweed season, she said “never had that big a load”
by The_Pope_of_the_Universe March 6, 2021
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scrounching

sneaking about. typically with mischievousness.
"I saw Jim scrounching about the house earlier. He's probably up to something."
by jucebx December 30, 2021
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scratching

I am busy scratching a new game.
by ZipRodge January 13, 2022
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