Scruffy

A character from the animated series 'Futurama'.

"What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?"

by Mike Lipencrantz May 24, 2005

screff

Screff is a derogatory term for a contemptible person. There is no set of necessary and sufficient conditions which if fulfilled make a person a screff. The only necessary condition is that the person lacks self-awareness: they are unaware that their actions and behaviour make them a screff. Beyond this condition the only way to explain the meaning of screff is to enumerate examples of people who are screffs. In this way certain ‘family resemblences’ among screffs will become apparent (screff is an example of a Wittgensteinian family resemblance concept). Examples of notable screffs are:

Simon Cowell
Boris Johnson

Sir Alan Sugar
Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price)
Cheryl Cole
Jamie Oliver
Jamiroquai
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond

The adjective Screffy can also be used to describe non-persons such as TV shows, films, music, clothes and activities that are associated with screffs.

'Simon Cowell, what a screff!'
'Humvees are proper screffy'

by cocky james November 1, 2010

Scruffy

The janitor.

I'm Scruffy, the janitor

by Dremora Valkynaz June 28, 2014

Scruff Nugget

A present day pseudo- hippie. Can often be found following the jam band festival circuit or withdrawing money from their trust fund.

Where did all these fucking scruff nuggets come from?
That trance band the farting bumblebees is in town
Want to run one over
Yep

by Greg Toland July 11, 2015

spraff

to chatter inanely

we were all loved up on MDMA and had a good spraff

by dislexus October 23, 2001

scruffly

Adjective- to have very unkept hair that grows in a haphazard fashion.

"My name is Jake Postema and I have a scruffly beard"

by Joke Pastema May 24, 2008

Schaffy Taffy

A nickname for the worlds best teacher, Mr. Schaffnit.

Joe: Hey, what class do you have next?
Bob: I have english.
Joe: ooh, with schaffy taffy? hes the best!
Bob: IKR!

by luvduv99 November 23, 2011