scooterpoot

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

scooterific

A descriptor for anything which is as economical and eco-friendly as scooters; primarily used in modern renditions of 1950's and 60's humor.

"Those recycled bike tire belts are scooterific"

by C. Higgins October 10, 2009

Scooter Whale

A person so obese that they can no longer walk, and must instead travel everywhere on an electric scooter.

Man, I almost got run over by a scooter whale at Safeway last night! That bitch needs to go on a diet.

by lydia340 June 25, 2010

scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends

"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."

by Allie October 25, 2001

Scooter Madness

Noun - An emotional state one may enter into in which everything seems hilarious regardless of relevance or innate humor. Usually characterized by uncontrollable laughter coupled with tears.

Dude, she got scooter madness!

by shochu75 November 16, 2009

razor scooter

1 Step Down: A girl that is either fat and cute or skinny and ugly.
Coming from the idea that razor scooters are fun to "ride", but you wouldn't want your friends to see you with one.
Mostly used when in public so the target won't have a clue what you're talking about.
Short term: razor

"Check out that RAZOR SCOOTER!"

by robinall March 24, 2007

scooter-forums

Run by Mods for Mods, if you like riding round on Vespa's or Lambretta's with lots of mirrors and spotlights looking Gay then this is the place for you. On the other hand if you despise these types and prefer instead to ride scooters without alluding to the past then SBW is the place for you.

I used to be a member of scooter-forums but my arse got too sore and I discovered sex with women. So I have now joined SBW because its not gay.

by Eight legged freak April 27, 2006