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Scissor Sandwich 

While two females scissor, a man puts a slice of tomato and lettuce on his penis then lays in the middle sticking his penis(covered in lettuce and tomato) in between the two female's vaginas. The male must provide the mayo (Ejaculate). After this is complete the male takes two pieces of bread and wraps them around his penis and all the foods and semen around it, and forces one girl to eat the outsides of it while she gives him a blow job.
Last night Jenny, Nicole and I made a scissor sandwich, and Jenny ate it. Haha
Scissor Sandwich by Joe Shea May 18, 2008

scissor fuck 

the act of fucking two girls that are scissoring, a style that is very helpful in threesomes
guy one: i scissor fucked these girls the other night
guy two: dude your a fuckin badass, i did the same thing to your hot mom and super hot sister

scissor muffing 

When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.
I saw the lesbos scissor muffing on the school bus.

Scissor-shit

The scissor-shit is defined as the act of two individuals, both of which have the urge to release a bowel movement simultaneously use the same toilet by straddling one while he/she sits on the toilet and defecates between his legs. Thus providing a relieving defecation and a slight homosexual stimulus.
Matt and Timmy did the scissor-shit the other day and toilet water splashed on both of their balls!
Scissor-shit by Matt Jindra May 5, 2008

Scissor Pairing

The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.

A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.

James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"

Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"

James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
Scissor Pairing by Scames March 26, 2009

Scissor Sisters

The best up and coming band of 2004. Set to do great things in 2005. Their album has went to number one many times and was the biggest selling album of the year.
Hits include:

Laura
Take your mama
Mary
Comfortably numb (cover)
The best song off the album is track 10 titled 'It can't come quickly enough'.