Schmidtty

A faggot ass snitch that doesnt know how to cut it's hair. The only hair IT can cut is IT'S pubes to make toy doll wigs. IT generally has a micropenis and has a clit. This is refferred to a really over exaggerating snitch bitch.

What the fuck tyler yu're such a schmidtty

by Randomdude8472 March 2, 2017

schmitten

to have an intrest in the opposite gender to the point where your friends know your constantly with her but dont about it.

friend- are you still schmitten with that bitch
guy- yea we talk a lil

by Rob Phillips June 16, 2008

Schmidty

One who never throws down for pot. A person that always gets smoked up.

Guy 1: Yo lets get some pot!
Schmidty: Yea yo
Guy 2: Lets each throw down 5 bucks
Schmidty: Nah son, im running low on cash

by El Diablo Magik Man April 3, 2010

Schmitt's

Another word for "gay". In reference to Saturday Night Live skit involving Adam Sandler and the late Chris Farley.

Schmitt's Gay.

by Sic2bSic December 19, 2008

shmitty

to be fooled or tricked or used as an expression of how you feel.

"Dang thought that I had my keys. Shmitty!"

Man i thought that girl was cute, then I saw her face. Shmitty!!

by deezy702 January 19, 2014

Schmitt

A little annoying prick that usually talks the whole time

Oh here's hat schmitt

by WOWIE MEME September 6, 2017

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004