jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

Quandavious roof shingleston

A man who steals roof tiles and absorbs them to make his skin into a defensive layer for protection

Dude Quandavious roof shingleston took my shingles again

by DEPOT TECHNO April 16, 2022

Shinglepoob

The act of defecating off ones roof, wiping your buttocks with a shingle, and slapping a friend in the face with said shingle.

Skyler broke my cats leg so i mounted up for the shinglepoob.

by Dr. Poob November 12, 2010

schigler

A person whose big toe takes a dramatic angle towards the rest of his toes. Only one person on the earth is diagnosed with the schigler.

No don't whip out the schigler

Ladies love the schigler

Always wiggle the schigle

by Swole4 August 24, 2017

Schmingled

Another word for being cracked out - When someone is just off their tits. Maybe after having too many energy drinks. Used within the competitive gaming community.

“That kid is schmingled, see how reckless he is playing right now?”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019

Shiggles

A case of the giggles while you doin a deuce.

Kate had a major case of the shiggles; I heard her bustin from down the hall.

by Bustler June 11, 2019