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Scheißeposters

am i a Scheißeposters
by chads dont need name February 10, 2022
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scheisse

Basically, German word for shit. Many uses. Also used as 'fucking (something)'
Mein scheiss computer ist im arsch. (My fucking computer is fucked up in the ass).
So 'ne Scheisse! (that's fucked up!)
Dieser scheiss typ hat mich nicht angerufen. (This fucking guy didn't call me)
Ask the nasty lunch lady what's for lunch, and she could say: "Scheisse mit Reis" (shit on rice)
by dFotze October 4, 2006
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scheifing

scheifer is shitting in ones ear for pleasure. It's not very common but some people (mainly faggots and kenny) do this sort of stuff. Old people from Russia do this constantly. It is a tradition amongst their people and heritage. But all of the people in America (besides kenny) think that stuff is gross but funny.
1. Hello old russian lady...do you wanna have a scheifing party?

2. Kenny just got scheifed by his mom.

3. Josh just got scheifed violently by his cat.
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Schmib Job

A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"
Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.
by kantori84 July 20, 2009
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Du essen die scheiße

German slang for "you eat that shit"
Often used as a sexual innuendo concerning oral sex.
Often followed by "das ist fantastisch" "naturally" or words to that extent.
Vassia, du essen die scheiße!.. Das... ist... fantastisch!..
by RedOktober May 25, 2009
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scherb

Tom Scherb is an excellent person.
by SMAT7 May 24, 2006
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scheiss reich

The Bush administration. Because it's shitty and uses Hitler-esque rhetoric.
Miranda rights? Privacy laws? Oh wait, we're living under the scheiss reich.
by pioneer white September 9, 2005
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