ScapeRune

ScapeRune is a place the character in RunEScape "Evil Bob, the Cat" takes you during a random event in the online game RuneScape.

"Omg Bob sent me to ScapeRune!!"

by Adamz is Ftw omg So yeah!@ January 3, 2009

Scapegoat

Someone with that absorbs the negative image others don't want for themselves, as most people want to make themselves look good at any cost to others.

None of them wanted to become scapegoat, so they made him one to defer suspicion from themselves.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Scaherfart

(Adj.) What one should use to describe an item that has turned into a piece of crap or P.O.S.

Person 1: Dude your car has 8 dents, you've duct taped your mirror back on, you have 3 different rims on the tires, and you can't even open the passenger door. That's just embarassing.

Person 2: Yea, dude, I know, it's totally a scaherfart car, but I'm too broke to buy a new one.

by elliewat October 23, 2011

content aware scale

What you can use to turn boring videos to super funny videos. You will often funny funny faces, weird frames, and weird bodies.

"Holy fuck dude, I just watch this video with content aware scale and I shitted my pants because of laughter!"

by Gary Melgomen March 1, 2018

Ownage Scale

Degrees on the scale 1-10
Represent sexual progress made in a relationship between girl/guy
Degrees of Scale
1. Holding Hands
2. Peck on Cheek
3. Kissing
4. Kissing with tongue
5. Outercourse (dry humping with clothes on)
6. Fooling around naked(touching boob)
7. Handski(Fingerbang/Handjob)
8. Mouthski(Bj/Eating out)
9. Intercourse
10.Baby
The goal is to get as high as possible without hitting 10(unless you want to get pregnent)

Using the ownage scale.
I level 1 owned with Sarah. (I held Sarah's hand)

JP got level 7 owned by Amy. (Amy gave JP a hand-job)

Oh shit! I level 10 owned Lisa. (Shit Lisa's pregnant with my child!)

by vipers June 13, 2008

Diarrhea Scale

A scale used to measure the type of diarrhea you have as well as how painful it is and goes as follows:

(1.0) Diarrhea: Your typical liquidy poo.

(2.0) Explosive Diarrhea: Liquidy poo under high pressure.

2.5 Fiery Diarrhea: Liquidy poo with a distinct burning sensation.

(3.0) Napalm Diarrhea: Liquidy poo armed with the combined force of explosive diarrhea and the burning sensation of the fiery diarrhea.

(4.0) Stomach Cramps: Those awful pains in your gut that make you feel like you got punched in the balls.

(4.5) Hell: Extremely painful stomach cramps caused by explosive diarrhea.

(5.0) Fiery Hell: Excruciating stomach cramps with the feeling your butthole is on fire, literally.

(5.5) Brown piss: When loud farts and moans and groans from your stomach cramps aren't humiliating enough, brown piss will get rid of all your masculinity when a straight stream of water shoots out of your ass and makes a louds spashing noise for everyone to gather round and hear.

(Miscellaneous diarrhea term) cease fire: A very very very relaxing calm either after or between bad stomach cramps, when they are a symbol of colon wide peace it can be over joying, but sometimes your colon plays a cruel trick on you and starts the stomach cramps right back up again.

(10.0) Nuclear diarrhea: Liquidy poo, under enough pressure to blow up Hiroshima.

Patient: I'm afraid Doc, my diarrhea is getting worse.
Doctor: Using the Diarrhea scale describe to me your diarrhea.
Patient: Well on the first day it was only around a 1.3, but the next day it jumped straight to 3.5 and by the end of the day was a solid 5. The next day it was at a 5.3 the next it was a 5.5 and today it was a 5.9.
Doctor: When was your last cease fire?
Patient: 3 days ago.
Doctor: Mother of God...

by Boyfriendizeree August 28, 2014

The World's Scapegoat

The United States of America. The country that gets blamed for basically everything that goes wrong, just because it's the solo super power.

Person 1 : Dude, global warming is fucking the world up...
Person 2: It's The World's Scapegoats' fault. The USA...

by United States June 13, 2008