A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
by MathPlus December 25, 2018
Get the Do you believe in Santa Claus?mug. WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
Get the Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19mug. a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024
Get the Santa Clausmug. The act of climbing up on your roof, bending a girl over the chimney and pounding her until you blow, sending your “present”, down the chimney.
by sneakypetercheek May 23, 2021
Get the The Santa Clausmug. 7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 7, 2010
Get the back door santa clausmug. 
Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT
by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug.