sammich

1. An extremely good sandwich.
2. What mad peeps say because we're using urban dictionary lingo instead of real words.
3. What GIR tells the floor to make him.

Hi Floor! Make me Sammich!

by Smashrgrl December 10, 2003

sammich

What bitches make.

Bitch! Make me a sammich!

by has no sammich October 1, 2009

knuckle sammich

n. Phonetic/slang version of the term knuckle sandwich. Often used to make the speaker sound cool, as to enunciate "sand-wich" often takes away from the overall badassery of a threat involving the knuckle sammich.

Give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sammich.
Go make me a sammich, woman, before I give you a *knuckle* sammich!
Damn, that cat just gave me a knuckle sammich.

by Wambooli June 24, 2005

Samwich [sandwich] [food]

The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.

Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?

Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?

Biggie: What?

by Brennan Kennedy May 27, 2005

Smichuation

1. when an event or situation becomes too out of control, typically caused by a person or persons
2. zoe.

YOU ARE CAUSING WAY TO MANY SMICHUATIONS. you need to calm down.

This is turning into a huge smichuation.

by Mclin December 23, 2008

ham sammich

what life really is.

life is a ham sammich.

by Icklebo June 22, 2005

Sammich

A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.

Peter:"aww man, im all sad today."
kaite:"ohhh. I'll make u a sammich."

by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008