by JumboPaperclip January 1, 2012
Get the Horny Somalian mug.This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
Get the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap mug.To completely fuck up and/or take over such as the Somalian pirates do in their part of the world. Coined by the omnipotent "Mr. Wolf".
Lettuce: We shall Somalia the shit out of that raft.
*Somalia is completed*
Lettuce: We have Somalia'd their raft.
Pickle: Babaloy!!!
*Somalia is completed*
Lettuce: We have Somalia'd their raft.
Pickle: Babaloy!!!
by Senor_Lobo July 24, 2011
Get the Somalia'd mug.A wild and lawless land where seafaring men go to seek their fortunes on the high sea's or take guns and women in the deserts as fearless warlords.Somalia is the last truly wild place in the world where you could either die a man or live long enough to see yourself become the warlord.
Man 1: I've had enough of this country. I'm going to Somalia.
Man2: *whispers to self* the land yonder east..
Man2: *whispers to self* the land yonder east..
by jimmyG5066 December 5, 2017
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Get the Big Booty Somalian mug.a country in east Africa and some times referred to as the horn of Africa .
a country with the largest coast in Africa.
a country which recently is associated with Piracy bcoz the foreigners found a way to steal their resources and blame them for defending them selves from the foreigners
a country which has not had a stable government since Siad Barre was over thrown in 1991.
the name of country are combinations of two words SOO and MAALIYA SOO means go and MAAL means to milk .
when combined it becomes soomaaliyasomalia or in english go milk goat,cow,camel
a country with the largest coast in Africa.
a country which recently is associated with Piracy bcoz the foreigners found a way to steal their resources and blame them for defending them selves from the foreigners
a country which has not had a stable government since Siad Barre was over thrown in 1991.
the name of country are combinations of two words SOO and MAALIYA SOO means go and MAAL means to milk .
when combined it becomes soomaaliyasomalia or in english go milk goat,cow,camel
by boondheere June 23, 2019
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