salsa dip 

when one pukes all over partner while having sex

Oh! no, no more salsa dip for me thank you.

or

no!! now it's starting to hurt bad down their

salsa dip by maxmcd July 25, 2006

Salsa Dancing 

A sexual act, prevalent among homosexual males, in which two people violently engage in anal sex. The catcher then defecates on the chest of the pitcher, expelling a mix of blood and feces. The two may then roll around on eachother, "salsa dancing" together.

Those guys were Salsa Dancing all night, now the one can't walk right.

Salsa Dancing by Dr. Cornelius Klaus September 23, 2008

Salsa Eater 

A Way To Say Spainard. Like N***** is to a black person.

also can be said as salsa muncher

originally from SickOne AKA Loks

Loks: fuck a salsa eater they backstabbing pricks
Snowy: Salsa Eater? wtf

Salsa Eater by AZTECPR1D3 October 22, 2008

Salsa Surprise 

This is a few step process. Step 1, eat greasy food and stomach - disturbances throughout the coarse of a day. Step 2, convince your partner to get in a 69 position with you for intercourse. Step 3, At the end of your little session, when you are about to shoot one out, turn around and diarrhea right into his/her mouth. They wouldve expected something else, but instead you gave them a Salsa Surprise! Hilarious. (Ed. Note - Corn is highly acceptable and even promoted for this certain occurence. Make sure you eat loads full.)

This is awesome...amazingness....know what else is amazing? (Diarrheas in the mouth) A SALSA SURPRISE! Can't go wrong.

Salsa Surprise by Zachary S. October 15, 2007

Salsa Slap 

The act of slapping someone with one or more packets of mild salsa from The Bell.

As Matt plotted against her, she inadvertently salsa slapped him.

Salsa Slap by bell lovers October 19, 2008

Salsa'd 

The act of getting hit in the face with salsa, in a similar way to clowns getting hit with cream pie

Person: Dude we woz lyke thrwin piez whenz it got outta hand and jimmi hit steve in the face with salsa
Person2: Steve tots got salsa'd

Salsa'd by Joples the Great December 31, 2008

salsa cream sandwich 

When a gurlly has a dude put salsa and cream in herr pussy then eats her out

"Dude jesse and kaine and jordan had a badass salsa cream sandwich last nite!!"

salsa cream sandwich by Jordan Lydon September 8, 2007