salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex

"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"

by GossipVulture April 20, 2018

hot salsa

When she says don't cum in her mouth and you pull out and Cumin the woman's eyes, on accident.

Steve pulled out of my mouth last night and shot hot salsa in my eyes.

by Jordynsrinkslikeshit September 13, 2018

Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.

Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

Pagan Salsa

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.

These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.

by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023

Mongolian salsa

The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.

Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.

by Steadlur November 22, 2022

Ass salsa

The act of emptying the contents of a jar of salsa into one’s anus and having another person scoop it out with chips.

Gaw’damn, Daquan and Lakeshia got that good ass salsa last night!

by Daquan Jenkins February 9, 2018

Salsa Cube

(noun). A failed meme that looks promising but fails to catch on.

That pic was funny, but I'm afraid its gonna turn into another salsa cube.

by u4eazcoo! May 4, 2010