Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

Santorum Snort

The instance where your sixty-nining your other half directly after anal intercourse, during which you instigate an orgasm causing some of the santorum to shoot out of their ass directly up your nose.

John: "I had just finished sixty-nining my girl yesterday when she shot hot slimy santorum up my nose!"

Jeff: "EWWW!!!! YOU GOT A SANTORUM SNORT?!?"

by lMaNfTaRd November 7, 2011

Sound Tribe Sector 9

A completely instrumental/electrical band based out of Santa Cruz. Quite possibly the best live band ever. Notable cds Include Interplanetary Escape Vehicle, Artifact, and the most recent Peaceblaster. To most listeners it can be abbreviated to STS9.

Sound Tribe Sector 9 has been known for their live performances and laser light shows

by Stine09 August 21, 2009

Santorum Pictures

A film studio known for producing bareback scat videos.

Chocolate Creampie Milfs was the first movie produced by Santorum Pictures.

by NewtGringrich September 2, 2012

private sector

The real world of employment. White-collar workers in the private sector are usually either self-serving pricks that exploit subordinates or office drones that just try to go about their business and suck it up. And the blue-collar workers are those that break their backs working for slave wages just so they can pay their bills and put food on the table. Politics are rampant with most private sector companies that only take care of those that are friends of the boss or management.

private sector

by waspcoloredstain June 9, 2013

Tendou satori

a red-haired boy playing volleyball. He goes to the Shiratorizawa academy. He is in the third season of Haikyuu. He is number 5 on the field and also a middle blocker.

He‘s also very gay for his Teamcaptain named wakatoshi ushijima

„Have you heard of the guess monster who plays in shiratorizawa?“
“Of course, he‘s name is Tendou Satori

by Insomniaweeb April 17, 2020

Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016