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Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.
by not Leora August 21, 2023
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Swass

derived from 'Sweat' and 'Ass'

when your ass gets sweaty particularly in your butt crack region. Usually happens when working out a lot or its a hot day.
"UGH I CAN'T WORK OUT ANYMORE WITHOUT MY BUTT CRACK GETTING ALL SLIPPERY FROM MY ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF SWASS"

"Teresa, please just go see a doctor."
by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021
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A very very tight vagina
Kim Kardashian is the opposite of swass material...
by Realisss August 25, 2015
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Swass

When you have two World of Warcraft normal height players (doesn't quite work with dwarves, gnomes, etc.) do the "lay" animation in-game in opposite directions. This creates a distinguishable symbol when examined from a birds eye view.
"I need to log off for the night, lets find an inn with a bed so we can swass and get resting XP"

"It's hard to swass with a dwarf because they're short"

"We're swassin'"
by welljeezlouise August 6, 2025
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Yo I was busting ass on my shift and after work I had the serious case of Swass
by Swass master June 1, 2023
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When one's ass crack becomes condinsated with perspiration. Or sweaty Ass
"Man I got so nervous I got bad swass dog."
by ElPoyoLoco427 April 23, 2019
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Swass

Adjective/noun depending on usage.

Swass came around in the Paleozoic era when one of the early cavemen dominated the land for its cave women and fine hunting game. It is alleged that swag was created in a Petri dish by Eazy E in 1992 from the fossilized booger of this early cave man. This is why swag will never be cooler than swass.
Bob: Look at that two tone stage 3 C63S AMG over there
JJ: That’s mad swass!
by Kombucha Farts October 12, 2022
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