Skip to main content

swamp ass

A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.
Example:

After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."
by Ragdolly August 3, 2005
mugGet the swamp assmug.

swamp ass

A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal flora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.
"The bus rider wore unclean sweat pants and stank of swamp ass."
by TurkeyOnRye June 13, 2016
mugGet the swamp assmug.

Swamp ass

1. The warm, moist feeling of one's ass from sitting for an extended period of time.

Swamp ass, in association with lengthy road trips, is usually accompanied by the smell of stale french fries that fell into your crotch that you failed to notice.
joe: let's go to the bar and pick up chicks

jimmy: ok, but lets take your car, mine smells like total swamp ass.
by G-busey September 1, 2009
mugGet the Swamp assmug.

Swamp Fox

The hot girl who surrounds herself by ugly friends. The "fox" (hot girl) who hangs out in the swamp (ugly friends).
Sylvia is always gonna be a swamp fox hanging out with those trolls.
by Don Tidus October 25, 2006
mugGet the Swamp Foxmug.

Swamp Camel

A close cousin of the Swamp Donkey, however the creature has bigger titties on it's back than on it's chest.
Man did you see that swamp donkey over in aisle 3? Yeah bro, but did you see the swamp camel that was standing beside her? She must have 44dd's on her back!!!!
by hillbillylover July 12, 2010
mugGet the Swamp Camelmug.

Swamp Gut

The times when your stomach rumbles and growls yet is full. Usually ends up liquidy poo form.
Man, I ate some brusell sprouts and now I have swamp gut...
by Seyelegna January 27, 2014
mugGet the Swamp Gutmug.

Swamp Walker

During the slave days, a slave that would attempt to escape imprisonment by escaping through the swamps in the bayou of Louisiana or other swampy areas.
Me and my coonhounds caught a few swamp walkers on their way up north the other night and turned ‘em in for a pretty penny
by LilCup October 22, 2020
mugGet the Swamp Walkermug.

Share this definition