swamp ass

A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.

Example:

After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."

by Ragdolly August 3, 2005

swamp ass

A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal flora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.

"The bus rider wore unclean sweat pants and stank of swamp ass."

by TurkeyOnRye June 13, 2016

Swamp ass

1. The warm, moist feeling of one's ass from sitting for an extended period of time.

Swamp ass, in association with lengthy road trips, is usually accompanied by the smell of stale french fries that fell into your crotch that you failed to notice.

joe: let's go to the bar and pick up chicks

jimmy: ok, but lets take your car, mine smells like total swamp ass.

by G-busey September 1, 2009

Swamp Fox

The hot girl who surrounds herself by ugly friends. The "fox" (hot girl) who hangs out in the swamp (ugly friends).

Sylvia is always gonna be a swamp fox hanging out with those trolls.

by Don Tidus October 25, 2006

Swamp Camel

A close cousin of the Swamp Donkey, however the creature has bigger titties on it's back than on it's chest.

Man did you see that swamp donkey over in aisle 3? Yeah bro, but did you see the swamp camel that was standing beside her? She must have 44dd's on her back!!!!

by hillbillylover July 12, 2010

Swamp Gut

The times when your stomach rumbles and growls yet is full. Usually ends up liquidy poo form.

Man, I ate some brusell sprouts and now I have swamp gut...

by Seyelegna January 27, 2014

Swamp twat

Dirty nasty blown out female genitals that's been ran threw by the whole county and then some ..

If you were to look up the word swamp twat in the dictionary, you would then see a picture of Mel.....

by Broodalized Disaster54 October 24, 2016