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Stiff Tissue

When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.
Aww man! Steve left a stiff tissue on the bathroom floor!
by Dr. Winston O' Boogie March 6, 2008
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Stiff-Nasty

A word meaning "awesome." or "Sick." It's basically used to describe something, but can also be used to describe someone.
YO, that car is fucking stiff-nasty brooo! I would so trade in my Mercedes for it!
by WaNtEdAmErIcAn December 2, 2010
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Stiff Little Fingers

Great Irish punk band. Many wonderful songs about English colonization in Northern Ireland. "Alternative Ulster" is the best song in the world.
by Leandro October 26, 2004
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stiff clit

That chick has a stiff clitt for that dude
by Ajay1 December 6, 2013
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stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
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Stiff Little Finger

When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.
"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."
by 9A Slang March 12, 2009
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Stiff Cock

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!
by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014
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