Leeland Steamer

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.

Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.

by Ahlstrom January 11, 2009

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

Weekend steamer

When you leave a big loaf in the toilet over a weekend

Hey bob, did you catch a wiff of that weekend steamer someone left over the holiday?

by Limpemall August 13, 2016

Tijuana Steamer Bean

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

southside steamer

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.

I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.

by the hood pooper September 21, 2012