Spike Dies!

A spoiler that reveals too much information.

Man 1: Spike Dies!
Man 2: Dammit, you ruined the ending!

by G.L. September 27, 2004

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drop a spike

To take a dump; defecate

Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"

by stockman09 November 26, 2007

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spike jonze

the roots to the tree of awesomeness. the bassline to the best song in the world. the outlet to the power of the universe. the beautiful, pure, perfect pink rose standing out in a garbage dump. spike jonze isn't the second coming of jesus, he is jesus.

blind man: o dear spike....revive my vision

Spike Jonze: Yes my Child. I shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face

by megan sarasua January 17, 2008

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spike-and-spread

the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.

"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."

Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"

by Deep and Wide September 18, 2013

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Ego-spike

A temporary increase in an individuals arrogance, typically showing lack of restraint in restraining one's personal egocentric tendencies. Sometimes consisting of the momentary collapse of the humility of an individual.

Mayci: "Dude. I'm so awesome."
Seth: "Bro, you totally just had an ego-spike."

by iqforu February 27, 2011

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spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.

Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.

by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011

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