When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
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by Ladyman123 July 8, 2016
Get the lady spasm mug.An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended
by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016
Get the Freudian Spasm mug.A spewing orgasm. Women who are capable of achieving this feat tend to hide this from their boyfriend until they get the chance to blow a load all over his face in retaliation for all of the clogged nostrils and sticky hair women have had to endure throughout the centuries.
by FlippyNips89 August 5, 2020
Get the Spasm mug.When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
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-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra
Originator: DR Ryan Swain
-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra
Originator: DR Ryan Swain
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