Snarfing

The act of reaching inside ones pants and fondling the genitals prior to shaking hands with someone you dislike. Also known as "Second Hand Penis".

Hot and humid days are best for snarfing.

by BjornFree December 7, 2011

snarking out

A practice commonly associated with but not limited to minors, snarking out is the act of secretly leaving one's house late at night, usually to go to the movies. Named for the Snark Theater in Daniel Pinkwater's Snarkout Boys books.

"Winston Bongo's building is slightly more complicated to snark out of, because they have an elevator man. In my building the elevator is self-service. That makes snarking out less of a challenge." - Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death

by literaryassassin July 28, 2003

Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011

Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.

Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.

by Jondavid March 2, 2005

suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

snarfing

the act of participating in sexual intercourse while wearing thundercats uniforms

"I heard she was a huge thundercats fun, but she's just not into snarfing."

by zoooooo keeper March 23, 2009

snaxting

Sexting, except instead of using sexually explicit pictures it is with pictures of food. Basically food porn over messaging.

My girlfriend and I were snaxting the other day. I sent her a picture of my hot juicy sausage, she sent me a picture of her beef-stuffed taco.

by Bob Bobbis January 11, 2014