A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.
by icicler August 14, 2012
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Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.
by sradwxi May 25, 2013
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by JoeYatsko March 21, 2017
Get the Smamphf mug.Destin E. argued so brilliantly over whether or not incest was wrong or not, that I realized he was a really smarpid fellow.
The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.
He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.
The international league of scientists proved their smarpidity, when they voted after days of heated argument to change the scientific name of the fossil in question from the former Urbanosaurus A, to Urbanosaurus B.
He could argue for days about John Locke but couldn't tell time on an analog clock, his years of education had left him smarpid.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 19, 2018
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*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.
by kowalewicz July 9, 2018
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by Pro.111 July 23, 2018
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Guy 2: yeah...
Guy 1: he is a statpadder
Guy 2: what a asshole
Guy 1: his step sister told him the same then he showed her who is the real asshole
Guy 2: yeah...
Guy 1: he is a statpadder
Guy 2: what a asshole
Guy 1: his step sister told him the same then he showed her who is the real asshole
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